Volume 2, Issue 11

24 April 2006

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A Razee Ink Publication

Electronic Quiver
Spring Issue
Coming to a snailbox near you...
http:// www.razee.com/ElectronicQuiver/quiver

After an extended vacation of eight weeks, we have returned to the grind of cyberspace. We thank you for your patience and continual readership. A few changes have taken place to the playground, while we have been gone and we hope that you will be impressed with the improvements! In addition to adding a line of design wear, appropriately called Razee Wear, we have added some new features to the website and countless blogs, including sound bytes and a new television format! Look out, World! We are going audio-visual! Stay tuned for details about Razee-TV- all day, all night, all Razee!

In addition to the Spring issue of Electronic Quiver, which we hope to have out by Summer, we have been working hard on a new cybernovel entitled Wanted: Barely Dead or Alive. Be prepared to play super-sleuth, just like Sherlock Homeless, Agatha Twisty, and Encyclopedia Frown! Release date is planned for the Fall, so expect it by the holidays! Can you tell that we have been having some trouble meeting our deadlines, lately? We promise now that we have a new slave-driving overseer, that we will be better!

Bald and beautiful, we have a fresh perspective on the world’s happenings. Now if the bank accounts were overflowing, we would have it all! Please feel free to send money or other worldly possessions to us for safekeeping and spending. Be prepared for a membership drive-in-special over the coming weeks! Put those tax returns to use supporting the most vital and best publishing ranch on the planet! The marketing team has been busy developing a new image and outlook for us, in the last few weeks. They tell us that you will not only be impressed, but overwhelmed with pleasure with the new presentation. In addition, we have gained a whole slew of new readers, so feel free to roam around and introduce yourselves to each other. We are a party for next month, so be sure to keep your eyes tuned for an invitation. It is time to pull your party hats from the closet and iron those costumes! Now, back to the commercials!

In the next issues, we anticipate that we will return to the political and cultural voice that has made us infamous over the years. How could we possibly forget that there are a few wars on, and a peace movement to nurture? This week, the newest war has been declared on undocumented immigrant workers. Hey, at one point or another, we were all without papers of identity, which makes us all WOPs. If you have ever taken a shower or stood in the rain, you, too, are a wetback. Maybe we should all declare a war on corrupt propaganda-spinning politicians. Of course, after that, there would be a whole pile of job openings in the swamp that we call our nation’s capitol, and no one wants to live there.

See you all in the funny pages! Editor’s note: Keep those letters coming in!

 

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"I have neither mother nor father
to pity my sorrow.
I am an orphan.
All alone I bear torment and disgrace
in the depths of my soul.
Such was the pain
of not finding a good woman
who would fill this great void,
which they left behind,
with tender love."
-- When Frida Kahlo was in Paris, Pablo Picasso taught her this song, which she often sang for Diego Rivera or for friends. It is called El Huérfano (The Orphan).

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