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May 2003
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Table of Contents Quote of the Day This week in History From the Inkwell by D. J. Razee 24-Hour Contest Call for Entries
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The Psychology of the Piss Test
Do you want to know what really pisses me off? Piss tests. There
is a 1980s song by Mojo Nixon that has the
chorus of "I ain't gonna pee in a cup, until
In the evolution of the New World Order, and the need to keep
up constant surveillance on anyone with a history of violent or antisocial
behavior, The Man, our criminal judicial system has become obsessed
with collecting, measuring, and the consumption of urine. In a few short
years, the price of urine has gone through the roof of the outhouse. The commodification of piss means a great amount of income for
the Thoughtpolice and the institutions that are paid
to monitor and counsel the rebels of society. Dogs, over the centuries,
have learned how to urinate on command, for the most part. Humans, on
the other hand, have learned not to turn their backs on an enemy, while
showing signs of weakness. Dogs have learned how to accept the humiliation
without flinching. It comes with the job. Humans are just now getting
used to the idea of other humans sifting through their bowel movements.
Dogs have learned to be domesticated and forced
to urinate when it is convenient for its owner. In the same sense, we
are no longer simply policing our truck-drivers and airline pilots,
occupations that require clear mind-body coordination. In most cases,
in order to keep insurance rates down, most corporations require drug
testing as part of the interviewing process. What does it say about
a society that smells, tastes, and looks at other people's discharge
for clues about their background? What is so sexually arousing about watersports? Humiliation, from what the fetishists tell
me. For those of you that think that I am discussing something to do
with snorkeling, paddling a canoe, or skiing, you are greatly mistaken.
There is nothing more humiliating than being pissed on, unless it might
be being forced to pee on command, for someone's paycheck. How
many people are paying their mortgages, childrens'
tuition, and new sports car, on the collection, consumption, and examination
of urine? Let me just say that Freud, rest his soul, would have a heyday
with this one. Each day, more and more of our constitutional rights
are slipping out of our grasp. If we do not begin to ask ourselves who
is watching whom watching us, we may find ourselves sliding down a slippery
slope towards psychological and emotional fascism.
Every body has become a battlefield of belief systems. It is
all about the control, and ownership of freedom. We are testing you
for poisons of Society and for the impurities that rob our children
of their futures. What are a few civil liberties, in comparison to national
security? There are no constitutional rights allowed, once inside the
gates of Purgatory. We are doing this for your own protection. Now,
just relax and go pee for me. |
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