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Volume one Issue four 24 April 2003 |
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Quote of the Day |
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"They have denied the truth, but the news of what
they mocked, will certainly come to them." - The Qur'an |
1913-
80 IWWs arrested in 1937-Guernica,
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From the Inkwell By D. J. RAZee |
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The Psychology of the Piss Test
Do
you want to know what really pisses me off? Piss tests. There is a 1980s song
by Mojo Nixon that has the chorus of "I ain't gonna pee in a cup, until
In
the evolution of the New World Order, and the need to keep up constant
surveillance on anyone with a history of violent or antisocial behavior, The
Man, our criminal judicial system has become obsessed with collecting, measuring,
and the consumption of urine. In a few short years, the price of urine has gone through the roof of the outhouse. The commodification of piss means a great amount of income
for the Thoughtpolice and the institutions that are paid
to monitor and counsel the rebels of society. Dogs, over the
centuries, have learned how to urinate on command, for the most part. Humans,
on the other hand, have learned not to turn their backs on an enemy, while
showing signs of weakness. Dogs have learned how to accept the humiliation
without flinching. It comes with the job. Humans are just now getting used to
the idea of other humans sifting through their bowel movements. Dogs have
learned to be domesticated and forced to urinate
when it is convenient for its owner. In the same sense, we are no longer
simply policing our truck-drivers and airline pilots, occupations that
require clear mind-body coordination. In most cases, in order to keep
insurance rates down, most corporations require drug testing as part of the interviewing
process. What does it say about a society that smells, tastes, and looks at
other people's discharge for clues about their background? What is so sexually arousing about watersports? Humiliation, from what the fetishists tell
me. For those of you that think that I am discussing something to do with
snorkeling, paddling a canoe, or skiing, you are greatly mistaken. There is
nothing more humiliating than being pissed on, unless it might
be being forced to pee on command, for someone's paycheck. How many
people are paying their mortgages, childrens'
tuition, and new sports car, on the collection, consumption, and examination
of urine? Let me just say that Freud, rest his soul, would have a heyday with
this one. Each day, more and more of our constitutional rights are slipping
out of our grasp. If we do not begin to ask ourselves who is watching whom
watching us, we may find ourselves sliding down a slippery slope towards
psychological and emotional fascism.
Every
body has become a battlefield of belief systems. It is all about the control,
and ownership of freedom. We are testing you for poisons of Society and for
the impurities that rob our children of their futures. What are a few civil
liberties, in comparison to national security? There are no constitutional
rights allowed, once inside the gates of Purgatory. We are doing this for
your own protection. Now, just relax and go pee for me. |
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