Razee Stories
Razee rolls into the dusty ghosttown with a parched throat, looking for a bottle and a bath, in a roadside motel.18 minutes ago
Mood:drained
Razee is standing under a roadsign, in the middle of Nowhere, at the crossroads of Here and There.23 hours ago
Mood:played
Razee strangles a trained space monkey, who approached the ranch carrying vacuum attachments and a smile.at 7:24 PM May 23
Mood:mischievous.
Razee wonders why you didn’t wake me? And on my birthday!at 5:01 AM May 13
Mood:aroused
Razee is released by the kidnappers, with the promise that he will not tell anyone what happened with the midgets and prostitutes, until it appears on the Internet.at 6:15 PM May 12
Mood:exhausted
So until then, we will just have to use our imagination???
Razee is forced into a black van by strangers. This update is not going to do anything about it.at 6:46 AM May 8
Mood:adventurous
Razee wishes that there were more ways to take over the world. at 11:15 PM May 5
Mood:aggravated
Razee People just can’t stand when you step outside the assigned gender roles for how you are supposed to act, she says. www.twitter.com/RazeeInkat 10:21 AM May 1
Mood:artistic
Razee finds and rears an abandoned, and corrupt judge named Mental, who has the brain power of a lobotomized howler space monkey.at 6:11 PM Apr 30
Mood:guilty
Razee confuses the art with reality, which leads to a severe case of roadrash on the soul. at 3:12 PM Apr 30
Mood:frustrated
Razee http://www.twitter.com/RazeeInk at 10:37 PM Apr 28
Mood:apathetic
Razee has weird dreams with long-lost cousins, and old photographs of barns. http://www.twitter.com/RazeeInk at 3:19 AM Apr 28
Mood:apathetic
Razee cuts off a finger and mails it to a girlfriend, then regrets not holding hands when we had the chance. http://www.twitter.com/RazeeInk at 12:17 AM Apr 27
Mood:forgotten
Razee finds this update hiding behind a crowd of people on Faceplant, I mean Facebook. http://www.twitter.com/DJRazee at 4:10 AM Apr 26
Mood:sneaky
Razee has finally recovered this update from the bowels of the city. http://www.twitter.com/DJRazee at 9:59 AM Apr 24
Mood:happy
Razee encourages the masses to extend their hands and other body parts to the sky, in memory of our Big Mama. Happy Earth Week! http://www.twitter.com/RazeeInk at 5:45 AM Apr 22
Mood:happy
Razee encourages the masses to extend their hands and other body parts to the sky, in memory of our Big Mama. Happy Earth Week! at 12:32 AM Apr 21
Mood:melancholy
Razee opens a fast-food franchise on the dark side of the Moon, featuring the Monkees, on opening day. at 10:36 AM Apr 17
Mood:adventurous
Razee invents a conspiracy theory involving young lesbians, a monkey, and a four-fingered bottle of tequila. at 10:21 PM Apr 10
Mood:nauseated
Razee harpoons this update, and drags it aboard the Titanic. The screenplay to follow. at 10:01 AM Apr 8
Mood:determined
Razee leaves clues for this update under some rocks, and behind the patio furniture. at 2:13 PM Apr 5
Mood:sneaky
Razee dresses this update in a hoop skirt, and then takes her dancing under the moonlight.at 10:31 PM Apr 2
Mood:amorous
Razee races through the night with this update on a black stallion, chased by a mob with torches. at 1:35 AM Apr 2
Mood:mischievous
Razee takes this update out for a walk in the snow, and they happily make snow angels, and throw snowballs at the other passing status updates. at 1:10 PM Mar 27
Razee reverses the course of time with this status update. at 5:44 PM Mar 23
Mood:betrayed
Razee rides this update in the Tour De France, and wins handily. at 4:42 PM Mar 19
Mood:ecstatic
Razee takes this status update out for a spin, in a tornado. at 1:17 AM Mar 16
Mood:neglected
Razee leads a mob of villagers with torches to the old windmill, in search of The Monster. at 4:40 AM Mar 12
Mood:melancholy
Razee sinks this status update off the shore of Bermuda. at 9:39 AM Mar 10
Mood:adventurous
Razee takes this status update out for lunch, with martinis, and steaks. at 5:53 PM Mar 5
Mood:adored
Razeere covers this status update from under the couch.at 3:03 PM Mar 2
Mood:amused
Razee slams the door of this status update on your fingers. at 1:51 AM Mar 1
Mood:mischievous
Razee finds remnants of this status update scattered all over cyberspace. at 1:44 PM Feb 27
Mood:pirate
Razee sells this status update on ebay. at 11:15 AM Feb 26
Mood:naughty
The ghost of this status update is looking for a good place to haunt. at 8:33 AM Feb 23
Mood:cynical
Razee holds this status update under the water until it dies. at 9:31 PM Feb 21
Mood:savage
Razee stashes this status update under the front seat of a 1973 Dodge Charger. at 5:06 PM Feb 20
Mood:disappointed
Razee comes in third in a race to the death, behind a muscle-bound juggler, and a two-headed Siamese twin. at 7:17 AM Feb 15
Mood:aggravated
Razee replaces all of the lightbulbs in the house with strobe lights. at 6:20 AM Feb 12
Mood:amused
Razee ransacks an abandoned house, searching for gold. at 6:09 AM Feb 11
Mood:pirate
